I'm just here for the free shoe-shine.

Nonsequiteur.

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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AND….. A VOLCANO
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hannahalyceinwonderland:

guess im not pregnant lol txt it.

hahahahah, omg.
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sofapizza:

sounds delicious

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funniest10k:

lulz-time

My inner science geek is laughing like a maniac right now

Flawless explanation

perfect

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My husb.
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